In one of the most hilarious stories you’ll ever see in football, former Spurs defender Benoît Assou-Ekotto has rubbished Harry Redknapp’s claim that he’d rather become a pornstar than sign for the new Birmingham City manager.
— Finito FC (@KillerMartial) May 29, 2017
Can always count on this dude to keep it real. This is the same dude that famously said that he only plays ball for money. Coincidence?
Chelsea clear out
It seems the sad performance on Saturday has prompted Chelsea boss Antonio Conte to begin trimming the fat of his title-winning squad ahead of next season.
— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) May 30, 2017
— Asmir Begovic (@asmir1) May 30, 2017
#LFC have agreed terms to sign Dominic Solanke, who will officially join the club on July 1.
— Liverpool FC (@LFC) May 30, 2017
In truth, neither featured often and were never going to get a look in with better players ahead of them. Round of applause for them.
Riyad Mahrez is calling time on his days at the King Power Stadium.
— Sky Sports PL (@SkySportsPL) May 30, 2017
Looks like he’ll be suiting up for Monaco next season. Can’t say we didn’t see this coming.
Griez not the Mann for Atletico
Following the lead of Mahrez, Griezmann has informed Atletico that he wishes to
finally play football and leave the Vicente Calderon.
Antoine Griezmann has told Atlético Madrid that he wants to leave the club. pic.twitter.com/HP9QL3Kz9F
— EPL Bible (@EPLBible) May 30, 2017