In one of the most hilarious stories you’ll ever see in football, former Spurs defender Benoît Assou-Ekotto has rubbished Harry Redknapp’s claim that he’d rather become a pornstar than sign for the new Birmingham City manager.

Can always count on this dude to keep it real. This is the same dude that famously said that he only plays ball for money. Coincidence?

Chelsea clear out

It seems the sad performance on Saturday has prompted Chelsea boss Antonio Conte to begin trimming the fat of his title-winning squad ahead of next season.

In truth, neither featured often and were never going to get a look in with better players ahead of them. Round of applause for them.

Mahrez moving

Riyad Mahrez is calling time on his days at the King Power Stadium.

Looks like he’ll be suiting up for Monaco next season. Can’t say we didn’t see this coming.

Griez not the Mann for Atletico

Following the lead of Mahrez, Griezmann has informed Atletico that he wishes to finally play football and leave the Vicente Calderon.